THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
My puppy was making friends when we were stuck in traffic.
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
I LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND YOU DESERVE HAPPINESS FUCK EVERYTHING THAT DRAGS YOU DOWN YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER AND EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST A CACTUS
"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL
THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY
THEIR REACTIONS ALONE